Welcome, Gentlemen. What can I get you started with?

A poem

Two thousand and Thirteen,

Damien Hirst & Elon Musk.

An iceberg wedge

and a Cobb.

Two petite filets, "bloody."

Fried potatoes,

creamed spinach,

mushrooms with extra butter,

two hot fudge sundaes,

and, "most importantly," two martinis each.

Dry and a little dirty.

Your second week as a waiter.

Now you know Hell.